Ultra Realistic Penis Pants
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Ultra Realistic Penis Pants by You2Toys with totally realistic penis and balls. The buttocks fold and the stretchy anus opening completes the lifelike look. The pleasantly stiff penis-shaped dildo is beautifully flexible thanks to the inner skeleton and always returns flexibly to its original position.
Pants with an attached penis-shaped dildo and balls
Very realistic replica
Bendable and flexible dildo
Stretchy anus opening
Lifelike with a buttocks fold
Silky soft liquid silicone
Stretchy for a perfect fit
High wearing comfort
Especially authentic made of silky soft liquid silicone!
Made of silky soft liquid silicone, the penis pants not only look almost like real skin, but they also feel soft to the touch. Elastic all around, the pants nestle perfectly and offer a high level of comfort.
Fits size M.
Circumference (stretchy) waistband 78 cm, leg cut 68 cm.
Side height 17.5 cm.
Dildo Total length 23.6 cm, insertion length 16.5 cm, diameter max. 4.3 cm.
Anus opening diameter 2 cm (flexible).
Weight 965 g.
Liquid silicone.
All products are shipped discreetly in a brown box with absolutely no indication as to the contents. All goods that are dispatched are sent by a recorded insured service. This means goods will not be left on the doorstep or with neighbours.
| Service | Estimated Time For Delivery | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| UK: Royal Mail Tracked48 | 2 - 3 working days | £5.20 |
| UK: Royal Mail Tracked24 | 1 - 2 working days | £6.65 |
| UK: Royal Mail Overnight (*if ordered before 2pm) | 1 working day | £10.54 |
| EU: Royal Mail International | 3-7 Days | £19.99 |
| Worldwide Royal Mail International | 5-7 Days | £25.99 |
UK:- Goods are dispatched by the choice you select during checkout Royal Mail: If you are not in when the parcel arrives they will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling you to pick it up. After 7 days the parcel then returns to us. Due to the Royal Mail strike delivery times maybe disrupted.
BFPO (British Forces Post Office):- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Southern Ireland:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over 2kg then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Europe:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £8.99
Rest of World:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £12.99
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