Size Matters Deluxe Penile Aid System
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The Penile Aide increases both penis length and girth by using traction, from its spring loaded steel rods, to assist the bodys natural ability to change and develop under physical influence. If you subject the penis to constant stretching the cells will begin to divide and multiply, thus increasing tissue mass. This is a similar technique that African tribes have been using for years to stretch their ears and lips. Note: The standard rods give a top length of 5 inches. If you wish for more stretching, add the extension rods which can stretch the top length to 7.5 inches.
Discreet This device can be used any time of the day for various time intervals. Wear it under your boxers during work or when you sleep at night. It weighs only a few ounces, is flexible, fits smoothly against the inside of your thigh and is small enough to be held in the palm of your hand.
Super Value Affordably priced, the Penile Aide offers great value. There is no added cost of retail stores, so the aide is offered for less than half of what the competition charges. Save hundreds.
Safe There are no vacuum pumps or heavy weights. The only tool you will need is the Penile Aide. There is nothing to download and no recurring membership fees.
Guarantee We believe very strongly in our program and its effectiveness, therefore we have a 100 percent money back guarantee. If, after 6 months of using our product, you do not see results, we WILL refund your money. In Full. No questions asked.
NOTE Set includes 1 SMP Enlarger, 2 comfort straps, 2 comfort cushions, 1 comfort strap head piece and 2 extender rods. The product on this web page is intended as an Novelty Adult Toy Product Only. This product is not intended to have Any Therapeutic Effect or Purpose whatsoever. This Novelty Adult toy product is not intended for any disease condition or to have any effect whatsoever on the structure or any function of the human body.
All products are shipped discreetly in a brown box with absolutely no indication as to the contents. All goods that are dispatched are sent by a recorded insured service. This means goods will not be left on the doorstep or with neighbours.
| Service | Estimated Time For Delivery | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| UK: Royal Mail Tracked48 | 2 - 3 working days | £5.20 |
| UK: Royal Mail Tracked24 | 1 - 2 working days | £6.65 |
| UK: Royal Mail Overnight (*if ordered before 2pm) | 1 working day | £10.54 |
| EU: Royal Mail International | 3-7 Days | £19.99 |
| Worldwide Royal Mail International | 5-7 Days | £25.99 |
UK:- Goods are dispatched by the choice you select during checkout Royal Mail: If you are not in when the parcel arrives they will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling you to pick it up. After 7 days the parcel then returns to us. Due to the Royal Mail strike delivery times maybe disrupted.
BFPO (British Forces Post Office):- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Southern Ireland:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over 2kg then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Europe:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £8.99
Rest of World:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £12.99
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