Me You Us Pumped Up Smoke Penis Pump
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The Me You Us Pumped Up Smoke penis pump gives him great gains and allows him to improve his penis size, girth and health in comfort. This penis pump has a firm suction and a comfort seal that ensures it stays close to your body for a perfect fit and maximum efficiency.
This penis pump has a solid transparent cylinder and a soft pneumatic pump action bulb that is easily squeezed to create suction and growth. The flexible tube that connects the hand pump to the cylinder allows for comfortable movement. The comfort seal is finished with smooth and stretchy TPE.
This penis pump measures a maximum internal length of 22.5cm with a maximum internal girth of 18.5cm, giving him plenty of flexibility. This pump is free from latex and phthalates and with regular use, it delivers a larger size and improved blood flow that gives him better erections and more confidence in the bedroom. This pump is designed to be used often and features a quick-release valve that’s easily accessible.
All products are shipped discreetly in a brown box with absolutely no indication as to the contents. All goods that are dispatched are sent by a recorded insured service. This means goods will not be left on the doorstep or with neighbours.
Service | Estimated Time For Delivery | Cost |
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UK: Royal Mail Tracked48 | 2 - 3 working days | £5.20 |
UK: Royal Mail Tracked24 | 1 - 2 working days | £6.65 |
UK: Royal Mail Overnight (*if ordered before 2pm) | 1 working day | £10.54 |
EU: Royal Mail International | 3-7 Days | £19.99 |
Worldwide Royal Mail International | 5-7 Days | £25.99 |
UK:- Goods are dispatched by the choice you select during checkout Royal Mail: If you are not in when the parcel arrives they will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling you to pick it up. After 7 days the parcel then returns to us. Due to the Royal Mail strike delivery times maybe disrupted.
BFPO (British Forces Post Office):- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Southern Ireland:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over 2kg then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Europe:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £8.99
Rest of World:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £12.99
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