Let's face it, sometimes initiating sex feels awkward and can be like trying to light a candle with wet matches...
Pasta in the shape of male genitalia.
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Are you tired of the same old boring pasta dishes for dinner? Look no further than Penis Pasta! This 250g box of pasta may look like any other dinner item in your cupboard, but it has a naughty twist - each piece is penis shaped. Don't worry though, it's made from 100% durum wheat, so it's just as delicious as regular pasta.
If you're feeling adventurous, you can try our recommended recipe of Big Balls with Penis Pasta in a Steamy Sauce. Just cook the penis pasta as you would any other pasta, and then toss it in a hot and spicy sauce with some meatballs. Not only will it be a tasty meal, but it's sure to add some excitement to your dinner conversation.
Penis Pasta is made by Spencer and Fleetwood, a company known for their adult novelty items. While some may find the idea of penis shaped pasta to be offensive or inappropriate, others find it to be a fun and playful addition to their dinner menu. It's all about personal preference and having a good sense of humor.
Of course, if you're planning to serve Penis Pasta to guests, it's important to consider their feelings and preferences. Not everyone may be comfortable with the idea of eating penis shaped pasta, and it's important to show respect for their boundaries. It's always a good idea to offer other options or to let them know ahead of time what will be served.
In conclusion, Penis Pasta may not be for everyone, but it certainly adds some excitement to dinner time. Whether you're trying out new recipes or just enjoying the novelty of it, it's a fun and playful addition to any meal. So why not give it a try and see how it spices up your dinner conversation? Just make sure to use your best judgment and respect others' preferences.
All products are shipped discreetly in a brown box with absolutely no indication as to the contents. All goods that are dispatched are sent by a recorded insured service. This means goods will not be left on the doorstep or with neighbours.
|Estimated Time For Delivery
|UK: Royal Mail Tracked48
|2 - 3 working days
|UK: Royal Mail Tracked24
|1 - 2 working days
|UK: Royal Mail Overnight (*if ordered before 2pm)
|1 working day
|EU: Royal Mail International
|Worldwide Royal Mail International
UK:- Goods are dispatched by the choice you select during checkout Royal Mail: If you are not in when the parcel arrives they will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling you to pick it up. After 7 days the parcel then returns to us. Due to the Royal Mail strike delivery times maybe disrupted.
BFPO (British Forces Post Office):- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Southern Ireland:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over 2kg then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Europe:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £8.99
Rest of World:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £12.99