Ultimate Douche
Couldn't load pickup availability
Caught You Peeking!
You’re already in the right place, so why not ensure your pleasure with us? Here's what makes us a real catch:
Your Secret's Safe
Discreet billing, delivery, and packaging so nosy neighbours will never know.
Free Rides
Enjoy free delivery on orders over £60. It’s on us!
Lock It Down
Safe & secure checkout to keep our fun little secrets just that.
Play Now, Pay Later
Flexible payment options to keep the good times rolling.
Don't let the good vibes slip away!
Safe & secure checkout
100% secure and safe checkout service.
Discreet billing, delivery & packaging
Your privacy & discretion is our priority.
Free delivery on orders over £60
Earn free delivery on all orders over £60!
Order tracking and notifications
Track all of your orders from your account.
The CalExotics Ultimate Douche is exactly as described in the ultimate anal douche apparatus. With the douche in hand, you can be confident that you are maintaining the highest standard of anal hygiene any concerns about cleanliness can be left at the door with our premium anal douche.
This fully re-usable anal douche system is easy to dismantle, meaning that you can clean it quickly and easily, and the sturdy construction means that your unit is built to last. It features a completely transparent bottle, allowing the user to gauge exactly how much water is in the douche. Not only is it hygienic, but it is also incredibly safe to use, so you have full peace of mind when using our product.
This superior cleaning system comes complete with two attachments, allowing you a number of options when it comes to douching. Opt for the more discreet, easy to use, smaller attachment when time is of the essence, or use the larger attachment when using your Ultimate Douche as part of your water play experience.
All products are shipped discreetly in a brown box with absolutely no indication as to the contents. All goods that are dispatched are sent by a recorded insured service. This means goods will not be left on the doorstep or with neighbours.
| Service | Estimated Time For Delivery | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| UK: Royal Mail Tracked48 | 2 - 3 working days | £5.20 |
| UK: Royal Mail Tracked24 | 1 - 2 working days | £6.65 |
| UK: Royal Mail Overnight (*if ordered before 2pm) | 1 working day | £10.54 |
| EU: Royal Mail International | 3-7 Days | £19.99 |
| Worldwide Royal Mail International | 5-7 Days | £25.99 |
UK:- Goods are dispatched by the choice you select during checkout Royal Mail: If you are not in when the parcel arrives they will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling you to pick it up. After 7 days the parcel then returns to us. Due to the Royal Mail strike delivery times maybe disrupted.
BFPO (British Forces Post Office):- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Southern Ireland:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over 2kg then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Europe:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £8.99
Rest of World:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £12.99
Please note that any orders placed with Next Day Delivery on Sundays or Bank Holidays will be dispatched the next working day.
Secure Your Favourite Product!
Order by 2:30pm from Monday - Thursday and your products will be dispatched the same day!
