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All products are shipped discreetly in a brown box with absolutely no indication as to the contents. All goods that are dispatched are sent by a recorded insured service. This means goods will not be left on the doorstep or with neighbours.
| Service | Estimated Time For Delivery | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| UK: Royal Mail Tracked48 | 2 - 3 working days | £5.20 |
| UK: Royal Mail Tracked24 | 1 - 2 working days | £6.65 |
| UK: Royal Mail Overnight (*if ordered before 2pm) | 1 working day | £10.54 |
| EU: Royal Mail International | 3-7 Days | £19.99 |
| Worldwide Royal Mail International | 5-7 Days | £25.99 |
UK:- Goods are dispatched by the choice you select during checkout Royal Mail: If you are not in when the parcel arrives they will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling you to pick it up. After 7 days the parcel then returns to us. Due to the Royal Mail strike delivery times maybe disrupted.
BFPO (British Forces Post Office):- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Southern Ireland:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over 2kg then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Europe:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £8.99
Rest of World:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £12.99
Please note that any orders placed with Next Day Delivery on Sundays or Bank Holidays will be dispatched the next working day.
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