PDX Discreet Shower Milk Me Honey Masturbator
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Tired of compromising on your self-care routine? Then take charge and elevate your pleasure game with Shower Therapy the shampoo bottle crafted exclusively for discerning gentlemen just like you. Designed with your privacy in mind, the Shower Therapy stroker was crafted to mimic the appearance of a regular shampoo bottle so that it will effortlessly blend into any bathroom setting, leaving no trace of suspicion.
No more prying eyes or raised eyebrows!
The interior sleeve features a super-detailed skin texture and an intricate interior tunnel which is lined with rows of pleasure nubs that will rock your world!
Made with our signature Fanta Flesh material, the Shower Therapy stroker looks great and feels like the real thing!
Looking to go hands-free? Then screw on the powerful adjustable suction cup and attach to virtually any flat surface.
DISCREET SHOWER BOTTLE DESIGN
Conveniently hide the bottle in plain sight, or pack in a suitcase and say goodbye to awkward encounters or uncomfortable situations.
PRO TIP The sleeve features a hole on the bottom that is perfect for a vibrating bullet!
Realistic Sleeve, Hyper-realistic details feel just as great as it looks!
Intricate Tunnel Design, Designed to give you maximum pleasure!
Flip Top Suction Control Cap, Open or close the cap to control the suction level.
Suction Cup Included: Sticks to most surfaces and is adjustable for hands-free fun!
All products are shipped discreetly in a brown box with absolutely no indication as to the contents. All goods that are dispatched are sent by a recorded insured service. This means goods will not be left on the doorstep or with neighbours.
Service | Estimated Time For Delivery | Cost |
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UK: Royal Mail Tracked48 | 2 - 3 working days | £5.20 |
UK: Royal Mail Tracked24 | 1 - 2 working days | £6.65 |
UK: Royal Mail Overnight (*if ordered before 2pm) | 1 working day | £10.54 |
EU: Royal Mail International | 3-7 Days | £19.99 |
Worldwide Royal Mail International | 5-7 Days | £25.99 |
UK:- Goods are dispatched by the choice you select during checkout Royal Mail: If you are not in when the parcel arrives they will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling you to pick it up. After 7 days the parcel then returns to us. Due to the Royal Mail strike delivery times maybe disrupted.
BFPO (British Forces Post Office):- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Southern Ireland:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over 2kg then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days.
Europe:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £8.99
Rest of World:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £12.99
Please note that any orders placed with Next Day Delivery on Sundays or Bank Holidays will be dispatched the next working day.
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