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Spencer and Fleetwood

Male Mallard Duck

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Description

Looking for a quirky and humorous addition to your bathroom or to add a little bit of naughty fun to your bath time routine? Look no further than the Duck With A Dick! This adorable rubber ducky may look innocent enough on the surface, but it has a cheeky secret that is sure to raise a smile on anyone's face.

The Duck With A Dick is a fun and playful twist on the classic rubber duck toy. With its bright yellow coloring and cute, cartoonish design, it captures the playful and fun-loving spirit of childhood bath time. But upon closer inspection, you'll notice that this ducky has a little something extra - a tiny, but fully-formed penis!

While this may not be the ideal toy for children, it is sure to delight adults who are looking for a little bit of irreverent fun in their bath time routine. Whether used as a gag gift for a friend or loved one, or simply as a personal indulgence for yourself, this quirky rubber duck is sure to bring a smile and a laugh to anyone who sets eyes on it.

One of the great things about the Duck With A Dick is its versatility. It can be used as a decorative item in your bathroom, adding a playful and humorous touch to your decor. Or, it can be used as an actual toy during bath time, helping to enhance your bathing experience and injecting a little bit of levity and fun into your routine.

Made from durable and easy-to-clean rubber, this little duck is built to last and can be enjoyed for years to come. And with its hand washable design, it is easy to keep clean and ready for your next bath time adventure.

So if you're looking for a fun and quirky addition to your bathroom, or simply want to add a little bit of naughty fun to your bath time routine, the Duck With A Dick is the perfect choice. With its playful design, durable construction, and cheeky little twist, it is sure to become a beloved and hilarious addition to your bath time repertoire. So why not pick one up today and start enjoying the unique and hilarious fun of the Duck With A Dick?

Delivery

All products are shipped discreetly in a brown box with absolutely no indication as to the contents. All goods that are dispatched are sent by a recorded insured service. This means goods will not be left on the doorstep or with neighbours.

 

Service Estimated Time For Delivery Cost
UK: Royal Mail Tracked48 2 - 3 working days £5.20
UK: Royal Mail Tracked24 1 - 2 working days £6.65
UK: Royal Mail Overnight (*if ordered before 2pm) 1 working day £10.54
EU: Royal Mail International 3-7 Days £19.99
Worldwide Royal Mail International 5-7 Days £25.99

 

UK:- Goods are dispatched by the choice you select during checkout Royal Mail: If you are not in when the parcel arrives they will keep the package at their local depot for 7 days enabling you to pick it up. After 7 days the parcel then returns to us. Due to the Royal Mail strike delivery times maybe disrupted.

 

BFPO (British Forces Post Office):- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery. Delivery takes 3-5 days.

 

Southern Ireland:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over 2kg then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days.

 

Europe:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £8.99

 

Rest of World:- Goods are dispatched by Royal Mail Recorded delivery if the parcel weighs less than 2kg. Over this weight then goods are sent via DPD Courier International. Delivery takes 3-5 days. £12.99

Male Mallard Duck